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02

Apr

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Feeling pretty amazing about this horoscope today. Especially that I just gave my two weeks notice to quit my job. Taking a big jump to do something extraordinary in my life and it feels exhilarating! Woo Hoo!!!
The Indian spiritual teacher Nisargadatta Maharaj offered a three-stage fable to symbolize one’s progression toward enlightenment. In the first stage, you are inside a cage located in a forest where a tiger prowls. You’re protected by the cage, so the tiger can’t hurt you. On the other hand, you’re trapped. In the second stage, the tiger is inside the cage and you roam freely through the forest. The beautiful animal is trapped. In the third stage, the tiger is out of the cage and you have tamed it. It’s your ally and you are riding around on its back. I believe this sequence has resemblances to the story you’ll be living in the coming months. Right now you’re inside the cage and the tiger is outside. By mid-May the tiger will be in the cage and you’ll be outside. By your birthday, I expect you to be riding the tiger.

28

Mar

The Dignity Store

Amy:
God, why don't you just get some dignity??
BleachBlond:
"You can't just go to the dignity store and buy dignity."

11

Mar

No sympathy

7am, after a very long night:
Homeless guy:
"Excuse me ladies can you help me out w a little change?
"
BleachBlond:
(In outrage)"No I don't have change! Times are tough. I'm considering prostitution myself
."
TheTattooedOne:
"Yeah! We had to steal twenty dollars just to take a cab home, so maybe you should be helping us out."
Some people really have NO decency. Not only does this guy already HAVE a girlfriend but he didn’t even offer to purchase me a coffee in said Starbucks! I can’t imagine what I’d have to do for an actual alcoholic beverage or dinner.

Some people really have NO decency. Not only does this guy already HAVE a girlfriend but he didn’t even offer to purchase me a coffee in said Starbucks! I can’t imagine what I’d have to do for an actual alcoholic beverage or dinner.

A few tinder gems for all you ladies out there! This is what we’re working with NYC!!! EAT YOUR HEART OUT other places! HA!

Still trying to decipher if this was a real poem that this guy put together or if this was a joke profile but something sadly tells me this was 100% O, for OH so Serious baby!

Still trying to decipher if this was a real poem that this guy put together or if this was a joke profile but something sadly tells me this was 100% O, for OH so Serious baby!

Gettin’ Slap Happy!

Gettin’ Slap Happy!

22

Nov

Traumatized

Lauri:
"He has some serious mommy issues."
BleachBlond:
" And you're just reaping the benefits of his childhood trauma! It's amazing!"

09

Nov

I don’t smell like sweet romance anymore. I just smell like bad decisions.
I don’t know why guys think I want a relationship. It’s like no dude, I don’t wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your penis….with my vagina. And if you’re lucky, my mouth.
TheTattooedOne