- "He has some serious mommy issues."
- " And you're just reaping the benefits of his childhood trauma! It's amazing!"
I don’t smell like sweet romance anymore. I just smell like bad decisions.
I don’t know why guys think I want a relationship. It’s like no dude, I don’t wanna hold your hand! I wanna hold your penis….with my vagina. And if you’re lucky, my mouth.
You used to be awesome. Now you’re like some high society broad taking eloquent pictures in dive bars to show you are one of the regular folk.
I thought you were tall dark and handsome. But really you’re short, white and I’m just really wasted.